Done-For-You Copywriting Retainers

Copy That Sounds Like You, Sells For You, and Frees You Up to Do What You Actually Love

You didn’t start your business to spend hours wrestling with Google Docs, wondering why your latest caption sounds like a sleep-deprived chatbot.

You’re here to serve. To change lives. To build that beautiful, bold business vision sitting on your heart.

But none of that can happen if your content is stuck in your head, scribbled in a notebook, or sitting half-written in some abandoned Airtable calendar.

That’s where I come in.

As your go-to copywriter, I take content creation off your plate and bring consistency into your business — all while keeping your voice front and center. Because the goal isn’t just to say something smart. It’s to say something that lands, lingers, and leads to sales.

Whether you're launching, nurturing, or just trying to stay visible without burning out, I’ve got a retainer for that.

Because here’s the truth:
You’ve got a steady stream of ideas, but no time to bring them to life.
You’re tired of blank screens and recycled captions that make you cringe.
You want content that actually moves people, not just fills a slot on your calendar.
You’re craving support you don’t have to micromanage.

You’re beyond ready for someone who gets your voice, your vision, and your people — and can write like they’ve been living in your brand for years.

You don’t need more tips. More templates. More late-night writing sessions.
You need a right-hand word nerd who knows how to turn your brilliance into bold, beautiful, action-driving copy — week after week.

That’s what I do.
Not just one-off projects. Not just copy that “checks the box.”

But real, relationship-building, results-driven words — the kind that do the heavy lifting and sound like you on your best day.

The kind of partnership that makes your business feel lighter, your message clearer, and your calendar way more spacious.

Sound like exactly what you've been missing?

Keep scrolling. Your copy bestie has entered the chat.

LET'S HOP ON A COPY CHAT!

IMAGINE THIS . . . 

You’re deep in your zone of genius — coaching your clients, mapping out that next offer, building something bold — and instead of constantly feeling behind on content (again), you actually feel ahead.

No scrambling for captions. No last-minute email marathons. No wondering if what you wrote sounds like you or will land with your audience.

Because you’ve got a copywriter in your corner. One who gets your brand, your voice, and the people you’re here to serve.

And she’s already handled it.

The posts? Written.

The emails? Ready to schedule.

That upcoming launch? The copy’s already taken care of, so you’re not writing emails the night before cart open.

You’re confidently promoting your offers — because the copy actually sounds like you and speaks to the people you really want to serve.

You’re not tweaking subject lines at midnight or trying to figure out what “value post” means in the middle of a client call. Instead, you’re confidently promoting your offers — because the copy actually sounds like you and speaks to the people you really want to serve.

You’ve reclaimed hours (maybe even days) each month to do the things you love — whether that’s serving your clients, creating new offers, or actually taking a damn break.

You feel seen and supported.

Not just by someone who “gets marketing,” but by someone who gets you.

Your voice.

Your vibe.

Your vision.

And how to wrap it all into words that make people lean in and say, “Oof. That hit.”

You’re not just getting copy.

You’re getting momentum.

Confidence.

Breathing room.

Hiring a copywriter isn’t just about delegating a task. It’s about stepping into the version of you who doesn’t have to do everything alone.

The version who’s leading boldly, scaling smartly, and still has time for a life outside the business.

She’s not a pipe dream. She’s right there. And this support gets you closer.

 

WHAT KIND OF COPY SUPPORT CAN YOU GET? 

Depending on the retainer you choose, here’s the kind of copy you can get off your plate and into expert hands:

✔️ Weekly email newsletters that actually sound like you (and get opened)

✔️ Strategic, scroll-worthy social captions that keep your audience engaged

✔️ Blog articles that build authority — whether they live on your site or pitch you to new audiences

✔️ Sales + launch copy that speaks to your dream clients and drives action

✔️ Content repurposing to stretch your best ideas further

✔️ Website copy that reflects your voice, not your burnout

✔️ Messaging refinement that makes it click . . . for you and your people

Whether you need steady nurture content, help leading into a launch, or a full-blown messaging partner, there’s a retainer tier that matches your goals, your bandwidth, and your next big move.

This isn’t just about outsourcing your copy. It’s about finally feeling fully supported by someone who can see the big picture and the tiny, game-changing details.

The ones that make all the difference between “just another email” and the one that gets replies.
Between “just another post” and the one that makes someone DM, click, or buy.

That kind of support? It’s right here when you’re ready.

THE APPRENTICE

($1000/month)

Steady support. Strategic copy. Zero 11 p.m. writing guilt.

You’re not trying to flood every platform with 24/7 content. You’re just trying to show up consistently, stay top-of-mind with your audience, and do it in a way that doesn’t make you want to throw your laptop out the window.

But real talk?

Even “just staying visible” is exhausting when every post, email, and caption depends on you forcing the words out of your already-melted brain.

You’ve got clients to serve. Offers to promote. A life to live.
And honestly? Your content deserves better than last-minute scraps.

That’s where I come in.

The Underdog gives you low-lift, high-impact support — so your people hear from you without you having to sacrifice sleep, sanity, or your Sunday afternoon.

This isn’t just about showing up.

It’s about showing up on purpose with content that sounds like you, reflects your values, and gently nudges your audience closer to “Tell me more.”

Let’s get that content written.

Let’s get your voice out there.

Let’s make your consistency actually feel sustainable.

What’s included each month:

✅ Your choice of weekly content:
• 4–5 custom nurture emails — the kind that sound like you and get opened
OR
• 22 scroll-stopping social captions written in your voice, your vibe, your strategy

✅ 1 value-packed article that shows off your expertise

✅ Weekly delivery via Google Drive or Slack
  So you can plan, schedule, and go live without the chaos spiral

✅ Monthly check-in (via email or Slack)
  To map out your content based on what you’re launching, promoting, or just vibing with

This is for you if you're . . . 

  • Tired of ghosting your list but don’t have the bandwidth to show up consistently

  • Craving support that doesn’t overwhelm you with options or fluff

  • Done trying to “just knock it out real quick” only to spend 3 hours rewriting the same damn post

  • Ready for content that sounds like you . . . and works like hell behind the scenes to build trust, connection, and momentum

You don’t need to be everywhere but you do need to show up.

Let's make showing up feel way less like a chore and way more like “Hell yeah, I’ve got this!”

THE SIDEKICK

($2000/month)

No more scrambling. No more second-guessing. Just clear, consistent content that actually sounds like you — and makes people pay attention. 

You’ve outgrown the “throw it together and hope for the best” phase of content creation. You’re juggling launches, clients, life . . .  and still trying to write nurture emails at 11 pm because it has to go out tomorrow.

You know you’re supposed to be showing up consistently.

You know your people want to hear from you.

And you’re not trying to ghost your audience . . . but between the blank cursor and the existential dread that comes with wondering if you’re “saying it right,” something’s gotta give.

That something? It’s your copy.

With The Trusty Sidekick, you get a reliable behind-the-scenes partner who not only takes copywriting off your plate, but does it in a way that actually sounds like you and speaks to your people.

We’re talking content that connects. Strategy that supports what you’re actually selling. And a voice that feels so you, even you might forget you didn’t write it yourself.

You don’t need to be everywhere. You just need to show up where it counts — and sound damn good doing it.

What's included each month:

✅ 4–5 custom nurture emails per month
Written in your voice, aligned with what you’re selling (or seeding), and designed to build connection, not just fill space.

✅ 22 social media captions tailored to your brand + platforms
So your content stays consistent, on-message, and full of personality — not panic.

✅ 1 value-packed article that shows off your expertise

✅ Weekly delivery via Google Drive or Slack
Fresh content, ready to review and schedule before the “OMG what do I post today?!” spiral even starts.

✅ 30-Minute Content Strategy Session
To map out your content, align it with your offers, and make sure it’s all working toward your bigger business goals.

This is for you if you're . . .  

👉 Tired of bouncing between feast-or-famine posting cycles
👉 Done letting “I don’t know what to say” be the reason you keep lowkey ghosting your audience
👉 Sick of second-guessing every sentence, wondering if it sounds right
👉 Ready to hand the copy over to someone who gets it . . . and gets you
👉 Craving consistency, connection, and copy that works without working yourself into burnout

You don’t need more to juggle.

You need a copywriter who can run with your vision . . . and free you up to do what only you can do.

If you’re ready to finally feel like your content is taken care of — and not just checked off a to-do list, but done well — then this is your sign.

Let’s get your voice out there. Loud, proud, and on schedule.

THE CHOSEN ONE

 ($3500/month)

You’ve got the vision. The momentum. The magic.
Now you need a copywriter who can keep up.

You’re not in starter mode. You’ve got offers to sell, people to impact, and a business that’s scaling faster than you can keep up with your Google Docs.

You’ve built something incredible . . . but you’ve outgrown the DIY hustle.

You don’t just want help. You want full-on support you can depend on. 

Someone who gets the nuance of your brand voice — and can actually sound like you. Someone who sees the bigger picture and creates content that aligns with your goals like it’s second nature. Someone who can think and write strategically — so that everything from your nurture emails to your sales pages is working together to drive connection, conversions, and cash.

This is done-for-you copy that’s smart, strategic, and fully aligned with your next level.

What’s Included:

✅ 4–5 custom nurture emails (written in your voice, for YOUR audience)

✅22 social media captions (tailored to your brand + platforms)

✅ 1 value-packed article that shows off your expertise

✅ 2 Strategic Deliverables Per Month
You choose what’s most aligned with your goals — and we plan it together during your monthly strategy call. Options include:

  • 1 sales or landing page

  • 1 email sequence (up to 5 emails)

  • 1 long-form blog post or guest article

  • Ad copy (up to 3 variations)

  • Freebie landing + thank you page copy

  • Website copy refresh (up to 2 pages)

  • Repurposing support (e.g. turning that podcast episode into a whole content suite)

✅ 60-Minute Content Strategy Session
To map out what’s coming, prioritize your content, and align your messaging with what you’re selling next.

✅ Weekday Support Via Slack or Email
For quick updates, approvals, edit requests, or moments when you think “wait, can we make this better?” 

This is for you if you're . . .

👉 Tired of being the bottleneck in their content creation process — constantly stalling launches, newsletters, and big ideas because the copy’s still sitting half-finished in a Google Doc

👉 Done watching brilliant ideas lose steam because they didn’t have the time (or energy) to bring them to life with the right words

👉 Sick of the back-and-forth with AI tools or piecemeal freelancers who can’t seem to nail their voice (or understand what they’re even trying to say)

👉 Leading a business that’s growing fast — and knows they need someone who can not only write the content, but think strategically about what needs to be said, when, and where

👉 Building a brand with heart, integrity, and real vision — and need a copywriter who respects that, amplifies it, and makes it all feel 10x more powerful (without losing an ounce of authenticity)

👉 Craving support that doesn’t feel transactional, but like a true creative partner who’s just as invested in your big goals as you are

👉 Ready to finally feel the relief of knowing your content is handled, your messaging is aligned, and your voice is showing up strong and consistent — everywhere you need it to be

You’ve got the vision. I’ve got the bandwidth.

Let’s take copy off your plate — and make damn sure it’s done right, every time.

LET'S HOP ON A COPY CHAT!

THINKING "I COULD JUST WRITE IT MYSELF."?

All that means is you’re smart, scrappy, and serious about your business.

You’ve figured things out on your own.

You’ve launched offers, showed up online, written sales pages and emails — all while probably juggling client work, parenting, a million browser tabs, and enough internal resistance to fill a group coaching call.

That's a big deal! (Trust me, I know that from experience). 

But let’s be honest for a sec:

How many times have you pushed back a launch because the copy just wasn’t ready?

How often do you spend two hours writing one email . . . only to delete it, rewrite it, and still feel weird about sending it?

How many late nights have you stared at a blinking cursor, knowing exactly what you want to say — but having no clue how to actually say it in a way that connects?

How many sticky notes, half-finished drafts, and “save for later” ideas are gathering digital dust because you just can’t get to them (or get them out of your head and onto the screen right)?

It’s not that you can’t write.

It’s that your brain is fried. Your to-do list is endless. And your audience deserves more than “good enough for now.”

You’re not trying to be a full-time copywriter. You’re trying to build a business that changes lives . . . including your own.

But copy is everywhere in your business.

It’s in your launch plans, your welcome sequence, your sales pages, your weekly content, your opt-ins, your “hey I’m actually still alive and have things to sell” emails.

And when it’s not flowing, nothing else moves either.

And that content bottleneck? It isn’t just annoying. It’s expensive.

Delayed sales.

Ghosted subscribers.

Offers that could change lives collecting dust in your drafts folder.

So yeah, you could keep doing it yourself.

But if every time you sit down to write, you feel overwhelmed, disconnected, or like you're trying to remember what someone on Instagram said your hook should be . . . it might be time to let someone else take the reins.

Someone who gets your voice.

Who knows what makes your people click.

Who can turn your ideas into content that makes sales. Not stress.

And spoiler alert: that someone?

👋🏽 You’re already reading her words.

Let me help you write less, stress less, and sell more — in a way that actually sounds like you.

Ready when you are.

WHAT ACTUALLY CHANGES AFTER YOU HIRE A COPYWRITER

Let’s keep it real. You’ve been doing all the things (and maybe even doing them well, thank you very much).

But also? You’ve probably been:

  • Staring down your screen way too long trying to make the words feel right

  • Rewriting the same email five times before finally hitting send

  • Pushing content creation to the bottom of your to-do list (again)

  • Feeling low-key guilty about your half-updated website and ghosted newsletter

  • Googling “non-cringey CTA examples” at 11:42 p.m. on a Wednesday

And once we start working together?

Here’s what shifts:

✅ Your content starts sounding like you (on your best day, with zero stress)

✅ You start getting “This post really spoke to me” and “Omg I feel so seen” DMs

✅ Your offers are positioned clearly, confidently, and ready to convert

✅ You stop wasting hours writing and start spending more time in your genius

✅ You finally feel like your marketing is keeping up with the business you’re building

✅ You log in to Google Drive and actually feel excited about the content waiting there

✅ Your silent scrollers turn into “How do I hire you?” DMs and surprise PayPal pings

This is the difference between “I should post something today.” and “Here’s the approved doc. Let’s go!”

Between “I hope this sales page works.” and “That thing is converting like crazy.”

Between doing it all alone and doing it with support.

Between feeling like your copy is holding you back — and finally watching it pull its weight.

If you’ve been white-knuckling your content and wondering why it always feels so hard . . . 

This is your permission slip to hand over the heavy lifting.

Let me help you build something that reflects your brilliance,
not your burnout.

REAL CLIENT LOVE ♡

ANNA POWERS — THE CLICKWORTHY COPYWRITING CERTIFICATION™

"I highly recommend working with Tiffany — if you have the chance to hire her, take it!"

Working with Tiffany Hathorn has been a true blessing to our company. Tiffany knows how to write high-converting copy and has helped us on multiple successful launch campaigns, as well as with our regular email communications to our email list. She’s able to take complex information and synthesize it into a powerful message and beyond that, she can do it quickly and with a great attitude! I highly recommend working with Tiffany — if you have the chance to hire her, take it!

 NADIA FINER — LITTLE VOICE, BIG BUSINESS

"If you're looking for a copywriter that can create content that supports a 5-figure-per-month business, I can't recommend Tiffany highly enough."

Tiffany has helped me launch 3 big projects and wrote the sales page for my private business coaching program. Her unique blend of passion and personality combine to create PERSUASIVE copy that sells. If you're looking for a copywriter that can create content that supports a 5-figure-per-month business, I can't recommend Tiffany highly enough.

MONIQUE BOUTSIV — MONIQUE B DESIGNS

"I hate writing sales pages because I don't want to sound salesy or pushy. Tiffany got to know the motives behind my product, myself, and brought the best attributes out onto my sales page."

Tiffany was really easy to work with and made the whole process worthwhile. I was unsure that I would need her services for my sales page but I wanted to ensure that the launch was a success and it was. I had readers emailing me asking when it was going on sale because they were so eager to buy it and that's because of my sales page. I wouldn't hesitate to work with Tiffany again and she was accommodating with my short timeframe. I hate writing sales pages because I don't want to sound salesy or pushy. Tiffany got to know the motives behind my product, myself, and brought the best attributes out onto my sales page.

 

TAZIM DAMJI — BEING TAZIM

"I knew she had everything under control."

Tiffany Hathorn helped me in creating a sales page for a business service. The result was a well-written sales page that used language that not only my clients could relate to but that also sounded like something I would write. I found the experience really professional yet easygoing. I was comfortable communicating with Tiffany. I knew she had everything under control.

LET'S HOP ON A COPY CHAT!

Questions, Doubts, and That Little Voice in Your Head 

Even the most badass, successful entrepreneurs can get weirdly nervous when it comes to handing their words over to someone else. (I get it — your voice is sacred, and your business is personal.) So let’s talk about the most common hesitations and questions I hear — and the honest-to-goodness truth behind them.

meet your copy bestie👋

Hey, I’m Tiffany Hathorn — full-time geek, single mom, and lifelong word nerd who grew up dreaming of being a writer.

Three (non-writing-related) degrees and one scrappy blog later, I get to live that dream every day — staying home with my teenage son (and our black kitty overlord), running my business, and writing words that help other women make money doing what they love.

I’ve been a mom since 2010, a paid writer since 2011, and a full-time copywriter since 2014.

I’ve worked with everyone from up-and-coming coaches just trying to break through the noise to 7-figure entrepreneurs scaling digital empires — and I get that no matter where you are in your journey, one thing never changes:

Words matter.

They set the tone.

They attract the right people.

They sell your offers without making you feel like a sleazy car salesman on a Saturday morning.

And while I love a good one-liner, I’m not here for cookie-cutter scripts, pushy bro-marketing, or bait-and-switch tactics.

I write authentic, ethical, effective copy that sounds like you and speaks to the people you’re here to serve.

Because if your words don’t feel like you, what’s the point?

I’ve seen firsthand how powerful the right words can be — how they can turn a casual lurker into a loyal client, transform a half-baked offer into a sold-out launch, and turn a stressed-out, overworked entrepreneur into a confident, in-demand thought leader.

So if you’re ready to make copy one less thing you have to worry about . . .

If you’re done trying to DIY your way to every sale . . .

And if you want to feel excited (not anxious) when you hit “publish” . . .

Let’s talk.

 

LET'S HOP ON A COPY CHAT!